Craig Brown Books in Order

  • 30 Books
  • 1972 – 2017 Published

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Something Nasty in the Woodshed
Something Nasty in the Woodshed
1976 By: Kyril Bonfiglioli
03
All the Tea in China
All the Tea in China
1978 By: Kyril Bonfiglioli
04
After You with the Pistol
After You with the Pistol
1979 By: Kyril Bonfiglioli
05
The Great Mortdecai Moustache Mystery
The Great Mortdecai Moustache Mystery
1999 With: Kyril Bonfiglioli
06
The Mortdecai ABC: A Bonfiglioli Reader
The Mortdecai ABC: A Bonfiglioli Reader
2001 By: Kyril Bonfiglioli, Margaret Bonfiglioli
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Where to Start with Craig Brown

If you are new to Craig Brown's unique blend of cultural history, meticulous biography, and sharp satire, jumping into his catalog can feel a bit daunting. Because his most famous works are non-linear, experimental biographies, you don't need to read them in the order they were published. Instead, the best starting point depends on your personal interests.

For music lovers and pop culture enthusiasts, One Two Three Four: The Beatles in Time (2020) is the absolute best place to start. This masterpiece won the Baillie Gifford Prize for Non-Fiction and showcases Brown's collage technique at its peak, detailing the rise and cultural impact of the Fab Four through 150 vivid vignettes.

If you prefer royal intrigue and biting social critique, start with Ma'am Darling: Ninety-Nine Glimpses of Princess Margaret (2017). It is an "exploded biography" that paints a hilarious, sometimes shocking, but ultimately fascinating portrait of the Queen's volatile sister. For those who want a quick, addictive read about the bizarre nature of human interactions, One on One (2011) provides 101 daisy-chained historical encounters that make for a perfect introduction to his style.

The Famous Biographical Collage Series (UK vs. US Title Guide)

Craig Brown has revolutionized modern biography by replacing chronological narratives with thematic mosaics of anecdotes, diary entries, diaries of bystanders, and what-if scenarios. One common point of confusion for readers is that his major biographical works were published under different titles in the United Kingdom and the United States. To avoid buying duplicate copies, use the guide below:

  • One on One (2011 UK) — Published in the US as Hello Goodbye Hello: A Circle of 101 Remarkable Meetings (2012). This book features a circular chain of real-life encounters, starting with Adolf Hitler meeting John Scott-Ellis, and moving through historical figures until it loops back to the beginning.
  • Ma'am Darling: Ninety-Nine Glimpses of Princess Margaret (2017 UK) — Published in the US simply as Ninety-Nine Glimpses of Princess Margaret. It constructs a portrait of Princess Margaret using 99 distinct fragments, including alternative-history chapters imagining what her life would have been like had she married Peter Townsend.
  • One Two Three Four: The Beatles in Time (2020 UK) — Published in the US as 150 Glimpses of the Beatles. This volume explores the cultural phenomenon of the band through the perspectives of fans, clean-up crews, and temporary associates.
  • A Voyage Around the Queen (2024 UK) — Published in the US as Q: A Voyage Around the Queen. Brown's latest biographical collage applies his signature style to Queen Elizabeth II, exploring the public's obsession with her and the strange, quiet orbit of those who met her.

Craig Brown and the Charlie Mortdecai Series

Readers researching Craig Brown are often surprised to find his name attached to the cult-favorite Charlie Mortdecai comic thriller series. The character of Charlie Mortdecai—an amoral, aristocratic art dealer—was created by author Kyril Bonfiglioli, who penned three novels in the 1970s. However, Bonfiglioli passed away in 1985, leaving his fourth novel, The Great Mortdecai Moustache Mystery, unfinished.

Decades later, Craig Brown was brought in to complete the manuscript. He wrote the crucial penultimate chapter that resolved the chaotic plot in Bonfiglioli's signature, highly stylized comedic voice. The book was posthumously published in 1999. If you want to read this series, you should follow the publication order of the original books to appreciate the progression of the character and Craig Brown's faithful completion of the story:

  1. Don't Point That Thing at Me (1972) (Also published as Mortdecai's Endgame)
  2. Something Nasty in the Woodshed (1976)
  3. All the Tea in China (1978) (A prequel following Charlie's ancestors, but best read in publication order)
  4. After You with the Pistol (1979)
  5. The Great Mortdecai Moustache Mystery (1999) (Unfinished by Bonfiglioli, completed by Craig Brown)
  6. The Mortdecai ABC: A Bonfiglioli Reader (2001) (An anthology celebrating Bonfiglioli's prose, featuring selected excerpts)

Satirical Columns, Parodies, and Collections

Beyond his major biographies, Craig Brown is celebrated as one of Britain's premier satirists. He has written the parodic diary column for the satirical magazine Private Eye since 1989, mimicking the voices of celebrities and politicians with devastating accuracy. Many of his books are collections of these parodies, columns, and humorous essays. While they can be read standalone and in any order, they serve as excellent time capsules of British political and cultural life over the last four decades.

Notable highlights include Welcome To My Worlds!: The Dread Decades of Wallace Arnold (1993), which compiles the writings of his pompous, fictional conservative columnist alter-ego, and The Tony Years (2006), a hilarious retrospect of the Tony Blair era. For a comprehensive overview of his humor writing, Haywire: The Best of Craig Brown (2022) compiles his finest essays, reviews, and diary parodies into one definitive volume.

Complete Chronological Publication Order

For completionist readers who want to experience Craig Brown's evolution from a young satirist to an award-winning biographer, here is the chronological order of his published works, including standalone fiction and compiled collections:

The Standalone Novel

  • The Hounding of John Thomas (1994)

Non-Fiction, Columns, and Satirical Anthologies

  • The Dirty Bits (1981)
  • The Book of Royal Lists (1982)
  • The Book of Sports Lists (1983)
  • The Marsh Marlowe Letters (1984)
  • Fame, Sex, Money, Power (1987)
  • A Year Inside (1989)
  • The Book of Royal Trivia (1990)
  • Welcome To My Worlds!: The Dread Decades of Wallace Arnold (1993)
  • Craig Brown's Greatest Hits (1994)
  • "Private Eye" Book of Craig Brown Parodies (1995)
  • The Craig Brown Omnibus (1999)
  • The Little Book of Chaos (1999)
  • Hug Me While I Weep for I Weep for the World (1999)
  • This is Craig Brown (2003)
  • Craig Brown's 'Imaginary Friends' (2004)
  • 1966 and All That (2005)
  • The Tony Years (2006)
  • The Lost Diaries (2010)
  • Hello Goodbye Hello / One on One (2012)
  • Ninety-Nine Glimpses of Princess Margaret / Ma'am Darling (2017)
  • One Two Three Four / 150 Glimpses of the Beatles (2020)
  • Haywire: The Best of Craig Brown (2022)
  • A Voyage Around the Queen (2024)

Frequently Asked

Where is the best place to start reading Craig Brown's books?

The best starting point is One Two Three Four: The Beatles in Time if you enjoy music history, or Ma'am Darling: Ninety-Nine Glimpses of Princess Margaret if you prefer royal satire.

Why do Craig Brown's books have different titles in the US and the UK?

Publishers often adjust titles for regional markets to increase appeal or clarity. For example, One on One became Hello Goodbye Hello in the US, and One Two Three Four was retitled 150 Glimpses of the Beatles.

Did Craig Brown write the Charlie Mortdecai series?

No, the series was created by Kyril Bonfiglioli. However, after Bonfiglioli died in 1985, Craig Brown was invited to finish the fifth book, The Great Mortdecai Moustache Mystery, which was published in 1999.

Is A Voyage Around the Queen a standard biography of Queen Elizabeth II?

No, it is an experimental biographical collage. Rather than a linear timeline, it uses anecdotes, diary entries from people who met her, and cultural reflections to examine her impact on the public consciousness.

Can Craig Brown's biographical books be read as standalones?

Yes. Each of his biographical collages (like Ma'am Darling and One Two Three Four) is completely self-contained and can be read in any order.

What is Craig Brown's connection to Private Eye magazine?

Craig Brown has written the highly popular parodic diary column for the British satirical magazine Private Eye since 1989, mimicking public figures.